I was probably destined to be FAT

My story begins with…bologna sandwiches. I used to slab on so much mayonnaise, it would literally spill out the sides. Yuck!

I’d have huge slices of garlic bread with a T-bone steak AND a baked potato swimming in sour cream (with a few chives for veggies) AND a big slice of apple pie a la mode for dessert.

Then I discovered singing, dancing, theater…and boys. And suddenly I didn’t want to have fat spilling over the top of my jeans anymore. I wanted to look slim and gorgeous!

(no chicks were harmed)

And so my story of dieting began…